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Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

sodamnrelatable:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:

via sodamnrelatable

Remember when Jesse promised he’d make all Rachel’s dreams come true?

patronustrip:

numbertwopensyl:

unlivedlife:

shally-wa:

That was a forever promise.

wow way to hit me with a fist of emotional fury thanks like i needed more of that

Remember when Finn promis…. oh sorry. I forgot.

darrencolf:

kurblamstian:

#oh finn #you’re hilarious #making me think you were talking about me #but whats even FUNNIER is i fucked your stepbrother

#after he fucked me into the mattress that is #we take turns #can’t do that with Rachel can you? #SCORE ONE FOR BLAINE

granttgust:

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LOSERS
‘CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
OF THE WOOORRRRRLLLLD

jpierrepontcriss: